that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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