I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I need to sanitize my soul.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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