Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
