Whod you bang
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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