Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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