very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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