I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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