was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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