Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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