You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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