I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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