yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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