your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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