My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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