so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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