You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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