yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Text me some of your sweat
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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