i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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