I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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