just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
