im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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