I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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