The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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