Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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