Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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