I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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