wakey wakey hands off snakey
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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