Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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