WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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