Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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