if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Farmville is her only friend.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Randomize
