I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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