we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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