He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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