why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
