If that was your dad, he is hot
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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