Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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