I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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