"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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