Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
