Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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