that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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