Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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