i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
