would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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