What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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