Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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