kristin has been a bad kristin
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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