Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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