told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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