We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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