Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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